4.30.2017

Not a Killer

I may be a total bitch, I own that shiznit.
But I am definitely not a killer.

I have a chicken that won't walk...
Er, make that had.
She had lost weight and couldn't even stand.  She was suffering.

So I went and did what I do best, made her suffer even more.
I popped 6 pellets in that hens head.  I nailed her every time.  I BUTCHERED her freaking head!  Did she die?  


Noooooooo.  


She sat there and slowly drowned in her own blood.
Could I finish the job?


Noooooooo.


I called Jeff and the Brother-in-laws.
They came and chopped off her head for me.


Yep.
Not a Killer.
Give me a fly to squish and I got your six.