ME: "I don't want gifts for our anniversary.  You know what I want?  I want the pantry cleaned out and organized."

JEFF: "Let's be realistic honey..."

We went to a movie on Wednesday.
The movie skipped out and stopped and started over and all sorts of crap.
Jeff says this only happens when I'm around.
Last time it happened was on my bday.

He truly is the devil.
I got a chemical peel that same Wednesday.
Deepest, most aggressive one I could get.
I have blisters.
Jeff asked me to go out with him for some errands.
I called in to work because of my face and said I don't plan on showing it in public.

His response?
"Naw, let people see what happens when you talk back."