Let me tell you a story...

About a man named J.
Oh and I guess there is an A in there too...

When A was prego with B, she backed the beautiful truck into a pipe sticking out of a wall of a parking garage.  Said pipe was BELOW the tailgate and completely missed by the naked eye.  A cried and cried about stupid crunched truck tailgate. 
J never let A live it down.

9 years later, J somehow forgets to put the still decent truck in park before leaving it.
Poor, poor truck rolls into a cement barrier.
A is NEVER going to let J live this one down, EVER. 
《Insert evil laugh here.》