Terribly hilarious!
Since we've had our garden, I've been drying herbs, peppers and fruits.  The kids have loved the dried strawberries and bananas so naturally they insisted on  trying a dried pepper.  Now before you go all crazy and call child services, I warned them they were hot.  Orion tried a bite, had a small reaction and sucked on an ice cube.  Bo on the otherhand, took a healthy bite.  Aptly stated 'it wasn't hot'  and then proceeded to cry.   So I made him some chocolate milk to ease his burning mouth.  That kid sucked it down in no time flat!